1 == The $400 Laptop Is Coming! ==
3 <div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
5 === A Laptop for the Elite ===
7 <div style="font-size: 18pt">The two hundred dollar laptop competes
8 with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
9 for those who **can afford** it.</div>
11 <div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">The right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
12 <div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">Now for just $400!</div>
14 === A $rich$ set of features ===
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17 * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
18 * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
19 * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
20 * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
21 * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
22 * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
23 * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
24 * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
25 * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
26 * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
27 * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
28 * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
29 * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
32 (Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
34 === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
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38 This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
39 the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
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44 [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
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50 Join the "<span style="color: red">Give 0 Get 2</span>" program!
53 See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
55 || || competitor || **G0G2** ||
56 || //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
57 || //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
58 || //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
59 || //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
61 === What others are saying ===
63 "They want me to be a whore!"
66 "He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
67 -- //Richard Stallman//
69 "Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
72 "I don't remember agreeing to that."
75 "This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"
76 -- //Greg, Columbia Internet//
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