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== The $200 Laptop is Coming! ==
//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
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Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
for those who **can afford** it.
the right laptop for your spoiled brats
now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
* dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA)
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW!
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**.
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries:
the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
=== Charity is for wimps! ===
Join our original "GIVE 0, GET 2" program NOW!
See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
=== A glimpse into the future ===
The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
=== What others are saying ===
//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
-- CosmicPenguin
//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
-- DavidWoodhouse
//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
-- JonathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
-- LinusTorvalds
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