-My body measures:
+== Bernardometry ==
- Height: 1.73cm (5ft + 8in)
+Back off, pervs! This information is just for someone who wants to buy me clothes, or a new brain.
- Weight: 68Kg (150 pounds) -- subject to change
+=== Physical ===
+|| **Height** || 1.63cm (5ft + 4in) ||
+|| **Weight** || --70Kg-- 61Kg (134 pounds) ||
- Shoes: 40 (7.5)
+=== Clothes ===
+|| **Shoes** || 40 EU (7.5 US) ||
+|| **Trousers** || 31x29 ||
+|| **Shirt** || 14.5 ||
- Trousers: 31x29
+=== Vision (24 Sep 2009) ===
+|| **eye** || **sph** || **cyl** || **axis** ||
+|| R || -1.75 || -1.75 || 180 ||
+|| L || -1.75 || -1.50 || 005 ||
+
+=== Blood Pressure (30 Oct 2009) ===
+|| **Systolic** || **Diastolic** || **Pulse Rate** ||
+|| 118 mmHg || 74 mmHg || 72BPM ||
+
+=== IQ ===
+uh?