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-== The $200 Laptop is Coming! ==
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-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
+== The $200 Laptop is Coming! ==
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every privileged child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
-TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
-<div style="font-size: small;">Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
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=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
- * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
+ * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! <span style="font-size: small; color: red">(PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA)</span>
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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-Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. <span style="color: red">Patent pending in Nigeria and other regions</span>.
+Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**.
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
=== A glimpse into the future ===
-The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its [[UpcomingProducts | upcoming products]],
with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
=== What others are saying ===
//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
--- CosmicPenguin
+-- [[CosmicPenguin]]
//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
--- DavidWoodhouse
+-- [[DavidWoodhouse]]
//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
--- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
+-- [[JonathanCorbet]] on the LWN Kernel Page
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- LinusTorvalds
+-- [[LinusTorvalds]]
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