+<div style="font-size: 6pt; color: gray">
+
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
+</div>
+
+=== Charity is for wimps! ===
+
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; text-align: center">
+Join our original "<span style="color: red">GIVE 0, GET 2</span>" program NOW!
+</div>
+
+See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
+
+|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
+|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
+
+=== A glimpse into the future ===
+
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
+with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
+
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
+-- CosmicPenguin
+
+//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
+-- DavidWoodhouse
+
+//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
+-- JonathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page