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== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
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style="font-size: small;">Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
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=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
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Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids
(*)
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+the laptop that grows along with your kids
*
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With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
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=== Charity is for wimps! ===
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=== Charity is for wimps! ===
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See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
=== What others are saying ===
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
=== What others are saying ===
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus
Torvalds
+-- LinusTorvalds
//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard
Stallman
+-- RichardStallman
//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill
Gates
+-- BillGates
//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet
Reno
+-- JanetReno
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia
Internet
+-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
-Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
+---
-Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
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