-My body measures:
+== Bernardometry ==
- Height: 1.73cm (5ft + 8in)
- Weight: 68Kg (150 pounds)
- Shoes: 40 (7.5)
- Trousers: 31x29
+Back off, pervs! This information is just for someone who wants to buy me clothes... or a new brain.
+
+=== Physical ===
+|| **Height** || 1.63cm (5ft + 4in) ||
+|| **Weight** || --68kg-- --70Kg-- 61Kg (134 pounds) ||
+
+=== Clothes ===
+|| **Shoes** || 40 EU (7.5 US) ||
+|| **Trousers** || 31x29 ||
+|| **Shirt** || 14.5 ||
+
+=== Vision (24 Sep 2009) ===
+|| **eye** || **sph** || **cyl** || **axis** ||
+|| R || -1.75 || -1.75 || 180 ||
+|| L || -1.75 || -1.50 || 005 ||
+
+
+=== Cardiovascular values ===
+|| ||**Unit**|| **Normal** || 2009-10-30 || 2010-04-16 ||
+|| Weight || kg || 62 || 61 || 64 ||
+|| --- || || || || ||
+|| Systolic || mmHg || 90-120 || 118 || 110 ||
+|| Diastolic || mmHg || 60-80 || 74 || 60 ||
+|| Pulse rate || bmp || || 72 || ||
+|| --- || || || || ||
+|| Diabetes || mg/dl || 70-100 || || 90 ||
+|| Cholesterol || mg/dl || 140-200 || || 186 ||
+|| Triglicerid || mg/dl || 40-140 || || 118 ||
+
+=== Weight history ===
+|| 2007-05-05 || 68 ||
+|| 2008-03-28 || 70 ||
+|| 2009-10-30 || 61 ||
+|| 2010-04-16 || 64 ||
+
+=== IQ ===
+uh?