== Bernardometry ==
-Back off, pervs! This information is just for someone who wants to buy me clothes... or a new brain.
+As you can see, I don't believe all that much in online privacy.
=== Physical ===
-|| **Height** || 1.61cm (5ft + 3in) ||
-|| **Weight** || --68kg-- --70Kg-- --61Kg-- --67Kg-- 65Kg (143 pounds) ||
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-=== Clothes ===
-|| **Shoes** || 40 EU (7.5 US) ||
-|| **Trousers** || 31x29 ||
-|| **Shirt** || 14.5 (M) ||
+|| **Height** || 1.61cm (5ft + 3in) ||
+|| **Weight** || 66Kg (145 pounds) ||
=== Vision (24 Sep 2009, **obsolete**) ===
|| **eye** || **sph** || **cyl** || **axis** ||
=== Cardiovascular values ===
-|| ||**Unit**|| **Normal** || 2009-10-30 || 2010-04-16 || 2011-10-06 ||
-|| Weight || kg || 62 || 61 || 64 || **65** ||
-|| BMI || || 18.5-25 || || || **25** ||
-|| Waist circum. || cm || <100 || || || 80 ||
-|| --- || || || || || ||
-|| Systolic || mmHg || 90-120 || 118 || 110 || 108 ||
-|| Diastolic || mmHg || 60-80 || 74 || 60 || 76 ||
-|| Pulse rate || bmp || || 72 || || ||
-|| --- || || || || || ||
-|| Glucose (diabetes) || mg/dl || 60-100 || || 90 || 86 ||
-|| Cholesterol || mg/dl || 140-200 || || 186 || 173 ||
-|| HD Lipoprotein || mg/dL || >39 || || || 55 ||
-|| LD Lipoprotein || mg/dL || <100 || || || 88 ||
-|| Triglicerid || mg/dl || 40-140 || || 118 || **153** ||
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+|| || **Unit** || **Range** || 2009-10-30 || 2010-04-16 || 2011-01-27 || 2011-10-06 || 2012-05-02 ||
+|| Weight || kg || 62 || 61 || 64 || || **65** || **66** ||
+|| BMI || || 18.5-25 || || || || **25** || ||
+|| Waist circum. || cm || <100 || || || || 80 || ||
+|| --- || || || || || || || ||
+|| Systolic || mmHg || 90-120 || 118 || 110 || || 108 || ||
+|| Diastolic || mmHg || 60-80 || 74 || 60 || || 76 || ||
+|| Pulse rate || bmp || || 72 || || || || ||
+|| --- || || || || || || || ||
+|| WBC || x10^3 uL || 4.5-11.0 || || || 5.7 || || 5.5 ||
+|| RBC || x10^6 uL || 4.6-6.2 || || || **4.55 L** || || **4.55 L** ||
+|| HGB || g/dl || 14.0-18.0 || || || 14.9 || || 15.3 ||
+|| HCT || % || 39.0-51.0 || || || 44.2 || || 45.3 ||
+|| MCV || fL || 83.0-99.0 || || || 97.1 || || 99.6 ||
+|| MCH || pg || 27.0-31.0 || || || **32.7 H** || || **33.6 H** ||
+|| MCHC || g/dL || 32.0-37.0 || || || 33.7 || || 33.7 ||
+|| RDW || % || 11.5-14.5 || || || 12.3 || || 13.6 ||
+|| PLTS || x10^3 uL || 150-400 || || || 283 || || 260 ||
+|| MPV || fL || 6.3-10.3 || || || 8.7 || || ||
+|| Abs Neutrophils || cells/uL || 1500-7800 || || || || || 3014 ||
+|| Abs Lymphocytes || cells/uL || 850-3900 || || || || || 2079 ||
+|| Abs Monocytes || cells/uL || 200-950 || || || || || 347 ||
+|| Abs Eosinophils || cells/uL || 15-500 || || || || || 50 ||
+|| Abs Basophils || cells/uL || 0-200 || || || || || 11 ||
+|| --- || || || || || || || ||
+|| Glucose (diabetes) || mg/dL || 60-100 || || 90 || 86 || 86 || 75 ||
+|| Cholesterol || mg/dL || 140-200 || || 186 || 193 || 173 || ||
+|| HD Lipoprotein || mg/dL || >40 || || || 46 || 55 || ||
+|| LD Lipoprotein || mg/dL || <100 || || || **127** || 88 || ||
+|| Triglicerid || mg/dL || 40-140 || || 118 || 100 || **153** || ||
+|| Urea Nitorgen (BUN)|| mg/dL || 7-25 || || || || || 17 ||
+|| Creatinine || mg/dL || 0.60-1.35 || || || || || 1.03 ||
+|| Creatine Kinase || U/L || 44-196 || || || || || **238 H** ||
+|| eGFR non-afr.am. || mL/min/* || >=60 || || || || || 92 ||
+|| Sodium || mmol/L || 135-146 || || || || || 141 ||
+|| Potassium || mmol/L || 3.5-5.3 || || || || || 4.5 ||
+|| Choloride || mmol/L || 98-110 || || || || || 103 ||
+|| Carbon Dioxide || mmol/L || 21-33 || || || || || 25 ||
+|| Calcium || dg/dL || 8.6-10.3 || || || || || 9.7 ||
+|| --- || || || || || || || ||
+|| Protein, total || g/dL || 6.2-8.3 || || || || || 7.1 ||
+|| Albumin || g/dL || 3.6-5.1 || || || || || 4.7 ||
+|| Globulin || g/dL || 2.1-3.7 || || || || || 2.4 (calc) ||
+|| Bilirubin, total || mg/dL || 0.2-1.2 || || || || || 0.4 ||
+|| Alkaline Phosph. || U/L || 40-115 || || || || || 47 ||
+|| AST || U/L || 10-40 || || || || || 21 ||
+|| ALT || U/L || 9-60 || || || || || 18 ||
+|| SED rate by mod. W.|| mm/h || <= 15 || || || || || 1 ||
+|| C-Reactive protein || mg/dL || < 0.80 || || || || || < 0.10 ||
+|| Prealbumin || mg/dL || 21-43 || || || || || 35 ||
+|| Cyclic Citr. (CCP) || UNITS || || || || || || < 16 ||
+|| --- || || || || || || || ||
+|| Ferritin || ng/mL || 20-345 || || || || || 44 ||
+|| TSH || mlU/L || 0.40-4.50 || || || **0.09 L** || || **0.33 L** ||
+|| T4, FREE || ng/dL || 0.61-1.64 || || || 0.83 || || 1.2 ||
+|| --- || || || || || || || ||
+|| Vitamin B12 || pg/mL || 180-914 || || || 534 || || 359 ||
+|| Vitamin D,25-OH,D3 || ng/mL || || || || || || 27 ||
+|| Vitamin D,25-OH,D2 || ng/mL || || || || || || < 4 ||
+|| Vitamin D,25-OH,TOT|| ng/mL || 30-100 || || || || || **27 L** ||
+|| --- || || || || || || || ||
+|| Lupus C3C || mg/dL || 90-180 || || || || || 106 ||
+|| Lupus C4C || mg/dL || 16-47 || || || || || 22 ||
+|| Lupus DNA Antibody || IU/mL || <= 4 || || || || || 1 ||
+|| Thyroid Peroxidase || IU/mL || < 35 || || || || || 12 ||
+|| Rheumatoid Factor || IU/mL || < 14 || || || || || 8 ||
+|| Iron, total || mcg/dL || 45-170 || || || || || **174 H** ||
+|| Iron, % Saturation || % (calc) || 20-50 || || || || || **53 H** ||
+|| Iron binding cap. || mcg/dL || 250-425 || || || || || 327 ||
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+
=== Weight history (kg) ===
|| 2007-05-05 || 68 ||
|| 2009-10-30 || 61 ||
|| 2010-04-16 || 64 ||
|| 2010-12-11 || 67 ||
+|| 2011-01-20 || 67 ||
+|| 2011-04-15 || 64 ||
|| 2011-10-06 || 65 ||
+|| 2012-01-09 || 65 ||
+|| 2012-04-03 || 66 ||
Normality range: 48-64
+=== Life Expectancy ===
+|| Life Expectancy || 81.74 ||
+|| Lower Quartile || 73.97 ||
+|| Median Lifetime || 83.60 ||
+|| Upper Quartile || 91.07 ||
+
+From http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html
+
+=== Clothes ===
+|| **Shoes** || 40 EU (7.5 US) ||
+|| **Trousers** || 31x29 ||
+|| **Shirt** || 14.5 (M) ||
+
=== IQ ===
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+
+=== Genetic data ===
+My raw genome (about 1M bases) is available under the terms of the [[http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ | Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0]].
+Please, send me back any improvements.
+
+Download: [[http://codewiz.org/pub/genome_Bernie_Innocenti_Full_20111027100704.zip]] (24M)