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== The $200 Laptop is Coming! ==
//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
- * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
+ * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! <span style="font-size: small; color: red">(PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA)</span>
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**!
The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
-<span style="color: red; font-size: 18pt">PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA</span>
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=== What others are saying ===
//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
-- DavidWoodhouse
//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
--- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
+-- JonathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
-- LinusTorvalds