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+#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css
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== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
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Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
+Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
-The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
-for all those who **can afford** it.
+The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+for those who **can afford** it.
-the right laptop for your spoiled brats
+the right laptop for your spoiled brats
now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
@@ -21,7 +23,7 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.
Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
- * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
+ * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
* dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
@@ -31,7 +33,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
- * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
+ * Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
@@ -44,16 +46,18 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
-Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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+
+
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
=== Charity is for wimps! ===
@@ -89,4 +93,4 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
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-Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
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+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]