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@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css
-== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+OneWindozePerChild.png
+
+== The $200 Laptop is Coming! ==
//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
@@ -26,10 +28,10 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
- * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
+ * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA)
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
- * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
- * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW!
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
@@ -38,7 +40,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
+Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**.
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
@@ -74,22 +76,24 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
-=== What others are saying ===
+=== A glimpse into the future ===
-//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- LinusTorvalds
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
+with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
-//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- RichardStallman
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
+-- CosmicPenguin
-//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- BillGates
+//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
+-- DavidWoodhouse
-//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- JanetReno
+//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
+-- JonathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
-//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- LinusTorvalds
---