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=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
-
The two hundred dollar laptop competes
-with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
-for those who **can afford** it.
+
+The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+for all those who **can afford** it.
-The right laptop for your spoiled brats
-Now for just $400!
+the right laptop for your spoiled brats
+now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
@@ -25,7 +27,7 @@ for those who **can afford** it.
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
@@ -55,16 +57,16 @@ Think about it, you **know** it's true!
=== Charity is for wimps! ===
-Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program!
+Join our original "GIVE 0, GET 2" program NOW!
See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
-|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
-|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
-|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
=== What others are saying ===
@@ -83,4 +85,4 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
-- Greg, Columbia Internet
-Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]]
+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]