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== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+
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TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
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with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
for those who **can afford** it.
-
The right laptop for your spoiled brats
-Now for just $200!
+Now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
@@ -20,22 +22,60 @@ for those who **can afford** it.
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
* dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
- * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloatu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
- * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
- * Automatically charge your credit card on every purchase made by your child!
+ * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
+
+
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+
+=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
+
+
+
+This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
+the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
+
-=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===
+
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
+
+Charity is for wimps!
+
+
+Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program!
+
+
+See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
+
+|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
+|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- Linus Torvalds
+
+//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
+-- Richard Stallman
+
+//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
+-- Bill Gates
-
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
-the computer that grows along with your kids *.
+//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
+-- Janet Reno
-
[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year
+//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
+-- Greg, Columbia Internet
-(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
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