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@@ -3,7 +3,9 @@
 //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
 
 
-<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
+TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
+
+<div style="font-size: small;">Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
 
 === A Laptop for the Elite ===
 
@@ -16,7 +18,7 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
 
 === A $rich$ set of features ===
 
-The **XOXO**, our first model provides:
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
 
 <div style="font-size: 16pt">
  * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
@@ -27,14 +29,14 @@ The **XOXO**, our first model provides:
  * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
  * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
  * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
  * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
  * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
  * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
  * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
 </div>
 
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
 
 === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
 
@@ -43,15 +45,17 @@ The **XOXO**, our first model provides:
 If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
 
 Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
 
 With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
 Think about it, you **know** it's true!
 
 </div>
 
-<div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">
+<div style="font-size: 6pt; color: gray">
+
 [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
 </div>
 
 === Charity is for wimps! ===
@@ -71,18 +75,20 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
 === What others are saying ===
 
 //"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus Torvalds
+-- LinusTorvalds
 
 //"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard Stallman
+-- RichardStallman
 
 //"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill Gates
+-- BillGates
 
 //"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet Reno
+-- JanetReno
 
 //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia Internet
+-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
+
+---
 
-Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]]
+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
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