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-#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css
+#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css
-== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+{{OneWindozePerChild.png}}
-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
+== The $200 Laptop is Coming! ==
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every privileged child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
-TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
-
Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
+{{TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg}}
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
-The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
-for all those who **can afford** it.
+The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+for those who **can afford** it.
-the right laptop for your spoiled brats
+the right laptop for your spoiled brats
now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
@@ -26,10 +26,10 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
- * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
+ * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA)
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
- * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
- * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW!
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
+Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**.
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
@@ -74,22 +74,24 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
-=== What others are saying ===
+=== A glimpse into the future ===
-//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- LinusTorvalds
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its [[UpcomingProducts | upcoming products]],
+with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
-//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- RichardStallman
+=== What others are saying ===
-//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- BillGates
+//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
+-- [[CosmicPenguin]]
-//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- JanetReno
+//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
+-- [[DavidWoodhouse]]
-//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
+//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
+-- [[JonathanCorbet]] on the LWN Kernel Page
+
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- [[LinusTorvalds]]
---