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== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+
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+If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
+
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+
+With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
+Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
-the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
-[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year!
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
-(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+=== Charity is for wimps! ===
+
+
+Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program!
+
+
+See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
+
+|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
+|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- Linus Torvalds
+
+//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
+-- Richard Stallman
+
+//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
+-- Bill Gates
+
+//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
+-- Janet Reno
+
+//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
+-- Greg, Columbia Internet
+
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