X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=20a013a81efeff520c9108bc0c370f9de2053f35;hb=5c7f6258573081b8a130ad6c094c2b57c047aae0;hp=df3f3a0083ffb183f448d855fe337e8d932b5d05;hpb=9fcb935f03394fe3f73a4c0116fe9b38a4778c1a;p=wiki.git diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index df3f3a0..20a013a 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == -"We are putting a wide-screen laptop in the hands of every worthwhile child in the ruch world!" -- Our President //Bill Jobs// +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
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@@ -38,8 +38,13 @@ for those who **can afford** it.
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: -the computer that grows along with your kids (*). +If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! + +Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: +the laptop that grows along with your kids (*). + +With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! +Think about it, you **know** it's true!
@@ -47,7 +52,7 @@ the computer that grows along with your kids (*). [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! -Charity is for wimps! +=== Charity is for wimps! ===
Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program! @@ -63,19 +68,19 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === What others are saying === -"They want me to be a whore!" --- //Linus Torvalds// +//"They want me to be a whore!"// +-- Linus Torvalds -"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others." --- //Richard Stallman// +//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// +-- Richard Stallman -"Jesus Christ, who are these people?" --- //Bill Gates// +//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// +-- Bill Gates -"I don't remember agreeing to that." --- //Janet Reno// +//"I don't remember agreeing to that."// +-- Janet Reno -"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!" --- //Greg, Columbia Internet// +//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// +-- Greg, Columbia Internet Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]]