X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=378757ddc4008056c27156e0f266a93f760d1b09;hb=98d568473509a4e0a6204294f3d6b26ff9d9bfc0;hp=106eddfedbf65bd29b2ca963e9999007c0e4102a;hpb=3827046dc1a81f0bcbc66f4729d48b0207d567d5;p=wiki.git diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 106eddf..378757d 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,9 +1,11 @@ == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == -//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, TLPC CEO -
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Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -43,15 +45,17 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: -the laptop that grows along with your kids (*). +the laptop that grows along with your kids*. With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! Think about it, you **know** it's true! -
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+ [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! +
=== Charity is for wimps! === @@ -71,20 +75,20 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === What others are saying === //"They want me to be a whore!"// --- Linus Torvalds +-- LinusTorvalds //"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// --- Richard Stallman +-- RichardStallman //"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// --- Bill Gates +-- BillGates //"I don't remember agreeing to that."// --- Janet Reno +-- JanetReno //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// --- Greg, Columbia Internet +-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] +--- -Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!) +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] \ No newline at end of file