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== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, TLPC CEO
-
TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
+TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
+
+Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
@@ -16,6 +18,8 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
@@ -25,14 +29,14 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
@@ -41,15 +45,17 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
-
+
+
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
=== Charity is for wimps! ===
@@ -62,25 +68,27 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
-|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
-|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
-|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
=== What others are saying ===
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus Torvalds
+-- LinusTorvalds
//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard Stallman
+-- RichardStallman
//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill Gates
+-- BillGates
//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet Reno
+-- JanetReno
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia Internet
+-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
+
+---
-Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]]
+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
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