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@@ -16,6 +16,8 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
 
 === A $rich$ set of features ===
 
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
 <div style="font-size: 16pt">
  * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
  * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
@@ -25,14 +27,14 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
  * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
  * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
  * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
  * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
  * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
  * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
  * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
 </div>
 
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
 
 === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
 
@@ -62,9 +64,9 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
 
 ||                  ||  competitor   || **G0G2**     ||
 || //You spend//    ||  $400         || **$399.99**  ||
-|| //You give//     ||  1            || **0**        ||
-|| //You GET//      ||  1            || **2**        ||
-|| //Pay per view// ||  na           || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give//     ||  1 XO         || **0**        ||
+|| //You GET//      ||  1 XO         || **1 XOXO**   ||
+|| //Pay per view// ||  na           || **charged on your card** ||
 
 === What others are saying ===
 
@@ -83,4 +85,4 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
 //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
 -- Greg, Columbia Internet
 
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+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]