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== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
-
TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+
+
+TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
+
+Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
-The two hundred dollar laptop competes
-with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
-for those who **can afford** it.
+
+The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+for all those who **can afford** it.
-The right laptop for your spoiled brats
-Now for just $200!
+the right laptop for your spoiled brats
+now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
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* dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
- * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
-=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
+
+=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
-the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
+
+If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
+
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
+
+With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
+Think about it, you **know** it's true!
+
+
+
+
+
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
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-[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year!
+=== Charity is for wimps! ===
+
+
+Join our original "GIVE 0, GET 2" program NOW!
-
Give 0 Get 2!
+See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
+
+|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
+|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
+
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- LinusTorvalds
+
+//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
+-- RichardStallman
+
+//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
+-- BillGates
+
+//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
+-- JanetReno
+
+//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
+-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
+
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-(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
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