X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=8fde685bbdfa477fbbd06bbf707b0ec533edd8ae;hb=992ccd0a9efee996e18bfee257bf3a984e4eaf5a;hp=d230f7d9271cbf62a6a65158614f4fa09b14aaea;hpb=87c6d9d9c9150db83b282b6b6a78ae229b59ccd6;p=wiki.git diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index d230f7d..8fde685 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -3,7 +3,9 @@ //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO -
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Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -34,7 +36,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -43,15 +45,17 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: -the laptop that grows along with your kids (*). +the laptop that grows along with your kids*. With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! Think about it, you **know** it's true! -
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+ [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! +
=== Charity is for wimps! === @@ -71,18 +75,20 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === What others are saying === //"They want me to be a whore!"// --- Linus Torvalds +-- LinusTorvalds //"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// --- Richard Stallman +-- RichardStallman //"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// --- Bill Gates +-- BillGates //"I don't remember agreeing to that."// --- Janet Reno +-- JanetReno //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// --- Greg, Columbia Internet +-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet + +--- -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] \ No newline at end of file