-== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+== The $400 Laptop Is Coming! ==
<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
for those who **can afford** it.</div>
<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">The right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">Now for just $200!</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">Now for just $400!</div>
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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-=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+
+=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
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-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
+
+This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
+
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-[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year!
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
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-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">Give 0 Get 2!</div>
+Being generous is for wimps!
+
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; text-align: center">
+Join the "<span style="color: red">Give 0 Get 2</span>" program!
+</div>
+
+See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
+
+|| || Competitor || **G0G2** ||
+|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
+
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+"They want me to be a whore!"
+-- //Linus Torvalds//
+
+"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
+-- //Richard Stallman//
+
+"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
+-- //Bill Gates//
+
+"I don't remember agreeing to that."
+-- //Janet Reno//
+
+"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"
+-- //Greg, Columbia Internet//
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