From: AnonymousCoward Date: Wed, 7 Nov 2007 17:10:23 +0000 (+0100) Subject: Edit page TwoHundredDollarLaptop X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?a=commitdiff_plain;h=1d277c9a55a3e18aa78535e2da6eb92991d9e951;p=wiki.git Edit page TwoHundredDollarLaptop --- diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index aa1beb0..44cde05 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css +#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == @@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg -
Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
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Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ for all those who **can afford** it. Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
- * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun + * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! @@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! - * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! + * Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! -Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: +Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries: the laptop that grows along with your kids*. With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! @@ -93,4 +93,4 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: --- -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] \ No newline at end of file +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]