From: bernie <bernie@18.85.46.35>
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 05:38:28 +0000 (+0100)
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+== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+
+<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
+
+=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
+
+<div style="font-size: 18pt">The two hundred dollar laptop competes
+with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+for those who **can afford** it.</div>
+
+
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">The right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red;  text-align: center">Now for just $200!</div>
+
+=== A $rich$ set of features ===
+
+<div style="font-size: 16pt">
+ * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
+ * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
+ * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
+ * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
+ * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloatu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
+ * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
+ * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
+ * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
+ * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
+ * Automatically charge your credit card on every purchase made by your child!
+</div>
+
+=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===
+
+<div style="font-size: 14pt; color: green">
+This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
+the computer that grows along with your kids *.
+
+<div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year</div>
+
+(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')