From e12444e825ec684a9b76f90b05e9da5ee2a24424 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: bernie Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 07:25:52 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] Edit page TwoHundredDollarLaptop --- TwoHundredDollarLaptop | 46 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------- 1 file changed, 39 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-) diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 5286105..6db1205 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == +== The $400 Laptop Is Coming! ==
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@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more featur for those who **can afford** it.
The right laptop for your spoiled brats
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Now for just $200!
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Now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features === @@ -29,17 +29,49 @@ for those who **can afford** it. * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! === +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') + +=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism, + +This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: the computer that grows along with your kids (*). +
-[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year! +[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
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Give 0 Get 2!
+Being generous is for wimps! + +
+Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program! +
+ +See for yourself from this independent market analysis: + +|| || Competitor || **G0G2** || +|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** || +|| //You give// || 1 || **0** || +|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** || + +=== What others are saying === + +"They want me to be a whore!" +-- //Linus Torvalds// + +"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others." +-- //Richard Stallman// + +"Jesus Christ, who are these people?" +-- //Bill Gates// + +"I don't remember agreeing to that." +-- //Janet Reno// + +"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!" +-- //Greg, Columbia Internet// -(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]] -- 2.25.1