1 == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
3 //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
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8 === A Laptop for the Elite ===
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11 The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
12 for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
14 <div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">the right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
15 <div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">now for just $400!</div>
17 === A $rich$ set of features ===
19 The **XOXO**, our first model provides:
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22 * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
23 * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
24 * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
25 * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
26 * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
27 * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
28 * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
29 * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
30 * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
31 * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
32 * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
33 * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
34 * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
37 (Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
39 === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
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43 If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
45 Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
46 the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
48 With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
49 Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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54 [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
57 === Charity is for wimps! ===
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60 Join our original "<span style="color: red">GIVE 0, GET 2</span>" program NOW!
63 See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
65 || || competitor || **G0G2** ||
66 || //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
67 || //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
68 || //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
69 || //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
71 === What others are saying ===
73 //"They want me to be a whore!"//
76 //"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
79 //"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
82 //"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
85 //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
86 -- Greg, Columbia Internet
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