== Bernardometry ==

Back off, pervs! This information is just for someone who wants to buy me clothes... or a new brain.

=== Physical ===
|| **Height** || 1.61cm (5ft + 3in)                  ||
|| **Weight** || --68kg-- --70Kg-- --61Kg-- 67Kg (147 pounds) ||

=== Clothes ===
|| **Shoes**     || 40 EU (7.5 US)  ||
|| **Trousers**  || 31x29           ||
|| **Shirt**     || 14.5            ||

=== Vision (24 Sep 2009) ===
|| **eye** || **sph** || **cyl** || **axis** ||
|| R       || -1.75   || -1.75   || 180      ||
|| L       || -1.75   || -1.50   || 005      ||


=== Cardiovascular values ===
||                   ||**Unit**|| **Normal** || 2009-10-30 || 2010-04-16 ||
|| Weight            ||    kg  ||       62   ||         61 ||         64 ||
|| ---               ||        ||            ||            ||            ||
|| Systolic          ||  mmHg  ||   90-120   ||        118 ||        110 ||
|| Diastolic         ||  mmHg  ||    60-80   ||         74 ||         60 ||
|| Pulse rate        ||   bmp  ||            ||         72 ||            ||
|| ---               ||        ||            ||            ||            ||
|| Diabetes          || mg/dl  ||   70-100   ||            ||         90 ||
|| Cholesterol       || mg/dl  ||  140-200   ||            ||        186 ||
|| Triglicerid       || mg/dl  ||   40-140   ||            ||        118 ||

=== Other ===
||                   ||**Unit**|| **Value** || **Normal** || **Date** ||
|| TSH               || mlU/L  ||  **0.09** || 0.28-4.10  || 20110322 ||
|| T4, FREE          || ng/dL  ||  0.83     || 0.61-1.64  || 20110321 ||

=== Weight history ===
|| 2007-05-05 || 68 ||
|| 2008-03-28 || 70 ||
|| 2009-10-30 || 61 ||
|| 2010-04-16 || 64 ||
|| 2010-12-11 || 67 ||
|| 2011-04-15 || 64 ||

=== Life Expectancy ===
http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html
Life Expectancy: 81.74
Lower Quartile : 73.97
Median Lifetime: 83.60
Upper Quartile : 91.07


=== IQ ===
uh?