== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==

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=== A Laptop for the Elite ===

<div style="font-size: 18pt">The two hundred dollar laptop competes
with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
for those who **can afford** it.</div>


<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">The right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red;  text-align: center">Now for just $200!</div>

=== A $rich$ set of features ===

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 * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
 * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
 * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
 * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
 * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
 * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
 * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
 * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
 * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
 * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
 * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
 * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
 * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===

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This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
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[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year!
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(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')