== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
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=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
The two hundred dollar laptop competes with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features** for those who **can afford** it.
The right laptop for your spoiled brats
Now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: the laptop that grows along with your kids (*). With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! Think about it, you **know** it's true!
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
Charity is for wimps!
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