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+Tell us what file archiver you use, we'll tell you who you are:
 
- * .zip -- Conformist who would even run Windows
+=== Mainstream ===
+ * .zip -- Conformist who runs Windows because everyone else does
  * .dmg -- Conformist who would **not** run Windows
- * .exe -- Idiot who thinks it's fun to create self-extracting archives
+ * .exe -- Idiot who thinks that creating self-extracting archives is a great idea
  * .rar -- Lame pirate who tries to compress MPEG video
  * .rar, .r00, .r01... -- Complete [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamer | Lamer]]
+ * .7z -- Non-mainstream user of a mainstream OS
 
+
+=== Old Skool ===
  * .lzh -- MS-DOS or FidoNET, should probably stop playing with computers
  * .arj -- Lame FidoNET-era user
-
  * .lha -- Conservative Amiga user
  * .lzx -- Progressive Amiga user
  * .xpk -- Advanced Amiga user
 
- * .tar.gz -- Average UNIX user
- * .tar.bz2 -- Modern UNIX user, usually GNU/Linux
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+=== UN*X family ===
+ * .tar.gz -- GNU-aware user
+ * .tar.bz2 -- Modern UNIX OS, usually GNU/Linux
  * .tar.Z -- Traditional UNIX die-hard
- * .cpio -- Solaris or someone stuck with an old SVR4 UNIX
- * .tar -- Lazy person who would waste bits disrespectfully
+ * .cpio -- Solaris user or someone stuck with an old SVR4 UNIX
+ * .tar -- Lazy user who wastes bits recklessly
  * .tar.lzma -- Compression freak
  * .tar.xz -- Up-to-date compression freak
 
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-Copyright 2009 Bernie Innocenti -- it's a wiki, feel free to add your humor
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