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- * .lzh -- Old MS-DOS or FidoNET user, should probably stop playing with computers
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+Tell us what file archiver you use, we'll tell you who you are:
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+=== Mainstream ===
+ * .zip -- Conformist who runs Windows because everyone else does
+ * .dmg -- Conformist who would **not** run Windows
+ * .exe -- Idiot who thinks that creating self-extracting archives is a great idea
+ * .rar -- Lame pirate who tries to compress MPEG video
+ * .rar, .r00, .r01... -- Complete [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamer | Lamer]]
+ * .7z -- Non-mainstream user of a mainstream OS
+
+
+=== Old Skool ===
+ * .lzh -- MS-DOS or FidoNET, should probably stop playing with computers
+ * .arj -- Lame FidoNET-era user
  * .lha -- Conservative Amiga user
  * .lzx -- Progressive Amiga user
  * .xpk -- Advanced Amiga user
 
- * .tar.gz -- Average UNIX user
- * .tar.bz2 -- Modern UNIX user, usually GNU/Linux
- * .tar.Z -- Old fashioned UNIX die-hard.
- * .cpio -- Solaris or someone stuck with an old SVR4 UNIX
- * .tar -- Lazy people who would waste bits disrespectfully
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+=== UN*X family ===
+ * .tar.gz -- GNU-aware user
+ * .tar.bz2 -- Modern UNIX OS, usually GNU/Linux
+ * .tar.Z -- Traditional UNIX die-hard
+ * .cpio -- Solaris user or someone stuck with an old SVR4 UNIX
+ * .tar -- Lazy user who wastes bits recklessly
+ * .tar.lzma -- Compression freak
+ * .tar.xz -- Up-to-date compression freak
+
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+Copyright 2009 Bernie Innocenti -- it's a wiki, feel free to add your humor too
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