-== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css
-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+OneWindozePerChild.png
+== The $200 Laptop is Coming! ==
-<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
+
+
+TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
+
+<div style="font-size: small;">Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
<div style="font-size: 18pt">
-The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
-for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
+The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+for those who **can afford** it.</div>
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">the right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: green; text-align: center">the right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">now for just $400!</div>
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
<div style="font-size: 16pt">
- * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
+ * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
- * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
+ * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! <span style="font-size: small; color: red">(PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA)</span>
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
- * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
- * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
- * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
+ * Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**.
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
-Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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-<div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">
+<div style="font-size: 6pt; color: gray">
+
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
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=== Charity is for wimps! ===
|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
-|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
-|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
-|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
+
+=== A glimpse into the future ===
+
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
+with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
=== What others are saying ===
-//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus Torvalds
+//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
+-- CosmicPenguin
-//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard Stallman
+//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
+-- DavidWoodhouse
-//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill Gates
+//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
+-- JonathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
-//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet Reno
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- LinusTorvalds
-//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia Internet
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