== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
-//"We are putting a wide-screen laptop in the hands of every worty child in the richest parts of the world!"// -- Our President **Bill Jobs**
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
-<div style="font-size: 18pt">The two hundred dollar laptop competes
-with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
-for those who **can afford** it.</div>
+<div style="font-size: 18pt">
+The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">The right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">Now for just $400!</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">the right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">now for just $400!</div>
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
<div style="font-size: 16pt">
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
</div>
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
<div style="font-size: 14pt">
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
+If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
+
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+
+With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
+Think about it, you **know** it's true!
</div>
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
</div>
-Charity is for wimps!
+=== Charity is for wimps! ===
<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; text-align: center">
-Join the "<span style="color: red">Give 0 Get 2</span>" program!
+Join our original "<span style="color: red">GIVE 0, GET 2</span>" program NOW!
</div>
See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
-|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
-|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
-|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
=== What others are saying ===
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
-- Greg, Columbia Internet
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