=== A $rich$ set of features ===
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
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* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
-|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
-|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
-|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
=== What others are saying ===
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
-- Greg, Columbia Internet
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