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@@ -27,14 +27,14 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
  * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
  * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
  * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
  * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
  * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
  * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
  * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
 
 === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
 
@@ -85,4 +85,4 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
 //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
 -- Greg, Columbia Internet
 
-Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]]
+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]