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-== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+== The $200 Laptop is Coming! ==
 
 //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
 
@@ -28,8 +28,8 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
  * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
  * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
  * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
- * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
- * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**!
  * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
  * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
  * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
  * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
+Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**.
 
 === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
 
@@ -79,22 +79,21 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
 The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
 with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
 
-=== What others are saying ===
+<span style="color: red; font-size: 18pt">PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA</span>
 
-//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- LinusTorvalds
+=== What others are saying ===
 
-//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- RichardStallman
+//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
+-- CosmicPenguin
 
-//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- BillGates
+//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
+-- DavidWoodhouse
 
-//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- JanetReno
+//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
+-- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
 
-//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- LinusTorvalds
 
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