X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=FileArchivers;h=12ce32f2c2fad3ca50297e8b92856f805cb61a8d;hp=0220c85022807cc28f740e495f42a4b2d961da78;hb=75aec658b99e544da00e087d1e205a0a0959735f;hpb=1a7b6e3c491bc8b2ae9d2d4939dc7c29640a3127 diff --git a/FileArchivers b/FileArchivers index 0220c85..12ce32f 100644 --- a/FileArchivers +++ b/FileArchivers @@ -1,20 +1,30 @@ - * .lzh -- Old MS-DOS or FidoNET user, should probably stop playing with computers - +Tell us what file archiver you use, we'll tell you who you are: + +=== Mainstream === + * .zip -- Conformist who runs Windows because everyone else does + * .dmg -- Conformist who would **not** run Windows + * .exe -- Idiot who thinks that creating self-extracting archives is a great idea + * .rar -- Lame pirate who tries to compress MPEG video + * .rar, .r00, .r01... -- Complete [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamer | Lamer]] + * .7z -- Non-mainstream user of a mainstream OS + + +=== Old Skool === + * .lzh -- MS-DOS or FidoNET, should probably stop playing with computers + * .arj -- Lame FidoNET-era user * .lha -- Conservative Amiga user * .lzx -- Progressive Amiga user * .xpk -- Advanced Amiga user - * .zip -- Conformist who would even run Windows - * .dmg -- Conformist who would not run Windows - * .exe -- Idiot who thinks it's fun to create self-extracting archives - * .rar -- Lame pirate who tries to compress MPEG - * .rar, .r00, .r01... -- Complete [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamer | Lamer]] - * .tar.gz -- Average UNIX user - * .tar.bz2 -- Modern UNIX user, usually GNU/Linux +=== UN*X family === + * .tar.gz -- GNU-aware user + * .tar.bz2 -- Modern UNIX OS, usually GNU/Linux * .tar.Z -- Traditional UNIX die-hard - * .cpio -- Solaris or someone stuck with an old SVR4 UNIX - * .tar -- Lazy person who would waste bits disrespectfully + * .cpio -- Solaris user or someone stuck with an old SVR4 UNIX + * .tar -- Lazy user who wastes bits recklessly * .tar.lzma -- Compression freak * .tar.xz -- Up-to-date compression freak +---- +Copyright 2009 Bernie Innocenti -- it's a wiki, feel free to add your humor too \ No newline at end of file