X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=FileArchivers;h=12ce32f2c2fad3ca50297e8b92856f805cb61a8d;hp=08daeb9b4b281733859158b05ad14b0b88673abc;hb=65cd6163546fc23d29ab6dd983b481d3838b4b2c;hpb=d9e42a505c406346474f6d5282da05b339faa20a diff --git a/FileArchivers b/FileArchivers index 08daeb9..12ce32f 100644 --- a/FileArchivers +++ b/FileArchivers @@ -1,30 +1,30 @@ -Tell us what file archiver you use, we'll tell you who you are. +Tell us what file archiver you use, we'll tell you who you are: -== Mainstream == - - * .zip -- Conformist who would even run Windows +=== Mainstream === + * .zip -- Conformist who runs Windows because everyone else does * .dmg -- Conformist who would **not** run Windows - * .exe -- Idiot who thinks it's fun to create self-extracting archives + * .exe -- Idiot who thinks that creating self-extracting archives is a great idea * .rar -- Lame pirate who tries to compress MPEG video * .rar, .r00, .r01... -- Complete [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamer | Lamer]] + * .7z -- Non-mainstream user of a mainstream OS -== Old Skool == +=== Old Skool === * .lzh -- MS-DOS or FidoNET, should probably stop playing with computers * .arj -- Lame FidoNET-era user * .lha -- Conservative Amiga user * .lzx -- Progressive Amiga user * .xpk -- Advanced Amiga user -== Cool Dudez == - * .tar.gz -- Average UNIX user - * .tar.bz2 -- Modern UNIX user, usually GNU/Linux +=== UN*X family === + * .tar.gz -- GNU-aware user + * .tar.bz2 -- Modern UNIX OS, usually GNU/Linux * .tar.Z -- Traditional UNIX die-hard - * .cpio -- Solaris or someone stuck with an old SVR4 UNIX - * .tar -- Lazy person who would waste bits disrespectfully + * .cpio -- Solaris user or someone stuck with an old SVR4 UNIX + * .tar -- Lazy user who wastes bits recklessly * .tar.lzma -- Compression freak * .tar.xz -- Up-to-date compression freak ---- -Copyright 2009 Bernie Innocenti -- it's a wiki, feel free to add your humor \ No newline at end of file +Copyright 2009 Bernie Innocenti -- it's a wiki, feel free to add your humor too \ No newline at end of file