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+#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css
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 == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
 
-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
+
 
+TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
 
-<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
+<div style="font-size: small;">Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
 
 === A Laptop for the Elite ===
 
 <div style="font-size: 18pt">
-The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
-for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
+The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+for those who **can afford** it.</div>
 
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">the right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: green; text-align: center">the right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
 <div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red;  text-align: center">now for just $400!</div>
 
 === A $rich$ set of features ===
@@ -19,7 +23,7 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
 Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
 
 <div style="font-size: 16pt">
- * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
+ * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
  * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
  * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
  * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
@@ -29,7 +33,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
  * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
  * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
  * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
- * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
+ * Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
  * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
  * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
 </div>
@@ -42,16 +46,18 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
 
 If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
 
-Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
 
 With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
 Think about it, you **know** it's true!
 
 </div>
 
-<div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">
+<div style="font-size: 6pt; color: gray">
+
 [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
 </div>
 
 === Charity is for wimps! ===
@@ -68,21 +74,25 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
 || //You GET//      ||  1 XO         || **1 XOXO**   ||
 || //Pay per view// ||  na           || **charged on your card** ||
 
+=== A glimpse into the future ===
+
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
+with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
+
 === What others are saying ===
 
-//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus Torvalds
+//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
+-- CosmicPenguin
 
-//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard Stallman
+//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
+-- DavidWoodhouse
 
-//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill Gates
+//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
+-- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
 
-//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet Reno
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- LinusTorvalds
 
-//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia Internet
+---
 
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