X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=1a539241b3a964317f51618f050496fb1befc354;hp=00364d82610ef9624cb6e372cde5957f01d4a0a3;hb=da84d82237bf4bb8cb2627fc71daa9e8f83d689f;hpb=db0b285a356723efaea145e593ea423ff1d67b9a diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 00364d8..1a53924 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,6 +1,8 @@ -#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css +#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css -== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == +OneWindozePerChild.png + +== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO @@ -26,10 +28,10 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory - * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! + * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA) * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! - * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! - * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! + * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW! + * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! @@ -38,7 +40,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') +Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -74,27 +76,24 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: || //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** || || //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** || -=== A glimpse of the future === +=== A glimpse into the future === -The Two Hundred Dollar Laptop consortium is proud to unveil its -UpcomingProducts, with enhanced collaboration and sharing features. +The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap, +with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**. === What others are saying === -//"They want me to be a whore!"// --- LinusTorvalds - -//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// --- RichardStallman +//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of// +-- CosmicPenguin -//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// --- BillGates +//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"// +-- DavidWoodhouse -//"I don't remember agreeing to that."// --- JanetReno +//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// +-- JonathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page -//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// --- Greg, ColumbiaInternet +//"They want me to be a whore!"// +-- LinusTorvalds ---