X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=1ee31da9376ddc0807a93feb01c1217f1ae6e590;hp=cc4eb91b8565ba7b396ec7fc6607503f90a88d1d;hb=4bbfa231ac80c136b4a1701eb2091c6bb904c0f1;hpb=0db562b6066542d0b88729aadf84b96558b43fd7 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index cc4eb91..1ee31da 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,9 +1,13 @@ +#css foo.css + == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == -//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, TLPC CEO + +TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg -
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Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -16,7 +20,7 @@ for all those who **can afford** it. === A $rich$ set of features === -The **XOXO**, our first model provides: +Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun @@ -27,14 +31,14 @@ The **XOXO**, our first model provides: * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! - * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! + * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -43,15 +47,17 @@ The **XOXO**, our first model provides: If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: -the laptop that grows along with your kids (*). +the laptop that grows along with your kids*. With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! Think about it, you **know** it's true! -
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+ [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! +
=== Charity is for wimps! === @@ -71,18 +77,20 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === What others are saying === //"They want me to be a whore!"// --- Linus Torvalds +-- LinusTorvalds //"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// --- Richard Stallman +-- RichardStallman //"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// --- Bill Gates +-- BillGates //"I don't remember agreeing to that."// --- Janet Reno +-- JanetReno //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// --- Greg, Columbia Internet +-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet + +--- -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]] +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] \ No newline at end of file