X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=1ee31da9376ddc0807a93feb01c1217f1ae6e590;hp=d230f7d9271cbf62a6a65158614f4fa09b14aaea;hb=4bbfa231ac80c136b4a1701eb2091c6bb904c0f1;hpb=87c6d9d9c9150db83b282b6b6a78ae229b59ccd6 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index d230f7d..1ee31da 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,9 +1,13 @@ +#css foo.css + == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == -//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, TLPC CEO + +TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg -
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Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -34,7 +38,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -43,15 +47,17 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: -the laptop that grows along with your kids (*). +the laptop that grows along with your kids*. With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! Think about it, you **know** it's true! -
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+ [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! +
=== Charity is for wimps! === @@ -71,18 +77,20 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === What others are saying === //"They want me to be a whore!"// --- Linus Torvalds +-- LinusTorvalds //"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// --- Richard Stallman +-- RichardStallman //"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// --- Bill Gates +-- BillGates //"I don't remember agreeing to that."// --- Janet Reno +-- JanetReno //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// --- Greg, Columbia Internet +-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet + +--- -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] \ No newline at end of file