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 == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
 
-"We are putting a wide-screen laptop in the hands of every worthwhile child in the ruch world!" -- Our President //Bill Jobs//
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
+
 
+TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
 
-<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
+<div style="font-size: small;">Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
 
 === A Laptop for the Elite ===
 
-<div style="font-size: 18pt">The two hundred dollar laptop competes
-with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+<div style="font-size: 18pt">
+The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
 for those who **can afford** it.</div>
 
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">The right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red;  text-align: center">Now for just $400!</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: green; text-align: center">the right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red;  text-align: center">now for just $400!</div>
 
 === A $rich$ set of features ===
 
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
 <div style="font-size: 16pt">
- * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
+ * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
  * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
  * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
  * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
@@ -25,57 +31,68 @@ for those who **can afford** it.</div>
  * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
  * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
  * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
  * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
- * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
+ * Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
  * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
  * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
 </div>
 
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
 
 === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
 
 <div style="font-size: 14pt">
 
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
+If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
+
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
+
+With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
+Think about it, you **know** it's true!
 
 </div>
 
-<div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">
+<div style="font-size: 6pt; color: gray">
+
 [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
 </div>
 
-Charity is for wimps!
+=== Charity is for wimps! ===
 
 <div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; text-align: center">
-Join the "<span style="color: red">Give 0 Get 2</span>" program!
+Join our original "<span style="color: red">GIVE 0, GET 2</span>" program NOW!
 </div>
 
 See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
 
 ||                  ||  competitor   || **G0G2**     ||
 || //You spend//    ||  $400         || **$399.99**  ||
-|| //You give//     ||  1            || **0**        ||
-|| //You GET//      ||  1            || **2**        ||
-|| //Pay per view// ||  na           || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give//     ||  1 XO         || **0**        ||
+|| //You GET//      ||  1 XO         || **1 XOXO**   ||
+|| //Pay per view// ||  na           || **charged on your card** ||
+
+=== A glimpse into the future ===
+
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
+with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
 
 === What others are saying ===
 
-"They want me to be a whore!"
--- //Linus Torvalds//
+//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
+-- JohnathanCorbet, LWN Kernel Page
 
-"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
--- //Richard Stallman//
+//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
+-- CosmicPenguin, aka JordanCrouse
 
-"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
--- //Bill Gates//
+//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
+-- DavidWoodhouse
 
-"I don't remember agreeing to that."
--- //Janet Reno//
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- LinusTorvalds
 
-"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"
--- //Greg, Columbia Internet//
+---
 
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