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+== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == + +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO + + +TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg + +
Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite === -
The two hundred dollar laptop competes -with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features** -for those who **can afford** it.
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+The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features** +for all those who **can afford** it.
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The right laptop for your spoiled brats
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Now for just $400!
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the right laptop for your spoiled brats
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now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features === +Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: +
- * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun + * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! @@ -22,57 +31,66 @@ for those who **can afford** it.
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! - * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! + * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! - * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! + * Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: -the computer that grows along with your kids (*). +If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! + +Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries: +the laptop that grows along with your kids*. + +With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! +Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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+ [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! +
-Charity is for wimps! +=== Charity is for wimps! ===
-Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program! +Join our original "GIVE 0, GET 2" program NOW!
See for yourself from this independent market analysis: || || competitor || **G0G2** || || //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** || -|| //You give// || 1 || **0** || -|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** || -|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** || +|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** || +|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** || +|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** || === What others are saying === -"They want me to be a whore!" --- //Linus Torvalds// +//"They want me to be a whore!"// +-- LinusTorvalds + +//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// +-- RichardStallman -"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others." --- //Richard Stallman// +//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// +-- BillGates -"Jesus Christ, who are these people?" --- //Bill Gates// +//"I don't remember agreeing to that."// +-- JanetReno -"I don't remember agreeing to that." --- //Janet Reno// +//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// +-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet -"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!" --- //Greg, Columbia Internet// +--- -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]] +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]