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with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
for those who **can afford** it.
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The right laptop for your spoiled brats
Now for just $200!
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* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
* dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
- * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloatu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
* Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
- * Automatically charge your credit card on every purchase made by your child!
+ * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===
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This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
-the computer that grows along with your kids *.
+the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
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+[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year!
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[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year
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Give 0 Get 2!
(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')