X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=52861056afb7019124bd0666a8ad6b2dc9ee7462;hp=844df27e1caf278d269152b5ac2ed104eab68488;hb=e9fc1a04d41a29bd662250cdc1e0a44a60689b18;hpb=9f474bc6632d3e1a8b73ea056b6d64ba1c39ad02 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 844df27..5286105 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -8,7 +8,6 @@ with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features** for those who **can afford** it. -
The right laptop for your spoiled brats
Now for just $200!
@@ -20,22 +19,27 @@ for those who **can afford** it. * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! - * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloatu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! + * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! - * Automatically charge your credit card on every purchase made by your child! + * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! === Smarter computers, dumber kids! === -
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This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism, -the computer that grows along with your kids *. +the computer that grows along with your kids (*). +
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+[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year! +
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[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year
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Give 0 Get 2!
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