X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=576a831f5cb31648ae0d38f3158498ce79b7e17a;hp=20a013a81efeff520c9108bc0c370f9de2053f35;hb=05c0c05a5b7c656ad2d2b95e4cf8c63ec6d7b27b;hpb=5c7f6258573081b8a130ad6c094c2b57c047aae0 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 20a013a..576a831 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -7,15 +7,17 @@ === A Laptop for the Elite === -
The two hundred dollar laptop competes -with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features** -for those who **can afford** it.
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+The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features** +for all those who **can afford** it.
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The right laptop for your spoiled brats
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Now for just $400!
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the right laptop for your spoiled brats
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now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features === +Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: +
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! @@ -25,14 +27,14 @@ for those who **can afford** it.
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! - * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! + * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -55,16 +57,16 @@ Think about it, you **know** it's true! === Charity is for wimps! ===
-Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program! +Join our original "GIVE 0, GET 2" program NOW!
See for yourself from this independent market analysis: || || competitor || **G0G2** || || //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** || -|| //You give// || 1 || **0** || -|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** || -|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** || +|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** || +|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** || +|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** || === What others are saying === @@ -83,4 +85,4 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// -- Greg, Columbia Internet -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]] +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]