X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=576a831f5cb31648ae0d38f3158498ce79b7e17a;hp=7b2e6e78325c959972726057b9de880727ddcc31;hb=05c0c05a5b7c656ad2d2b95e4cf8c63ec6d7b27b;hpb=d3bb5627ae018bb650b469c4fe1baa6694f45e96;ds=sidebyside diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 7b2e6e7..576a831 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -27,14 +27,14 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! - * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! + * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===