X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=576a831f5cb31648ae0d38f3158498ce79b7e17a;hp=cc4eb91b8565ba7b396ec7fc6607503f90a88d1d;hb=05c0c05a5b7c656ad2d2b95e4cf8c63ec6d7b27b;hpb=0db562b6066542d0b88729aadf84b96558b43fd7 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index cc4eb91..576a831 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ for all those who **can afford** it. === A $rich$ set of features === -The **XOXO**, our first model provides: +Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun @@ -27,14 +27,14 @@ The **XOXO**, our first model provides: * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! - * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! + * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -85,4 +85,4 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// -- Greg, Columbia Internet -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]] +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]