X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=5daba42e077cfb0093632712bb3b481de40fd3d0;hp=1ca3e2c30154125f3a58e3d99d8d224038d84c9f;hb=b651366a2a4d4efd14f590091efe64ed8037ea95;hpb=7699d915ab33c9f119d3542ddbd1f809705e7b4b diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 1ca3e2c..5daba42 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,5 +1,8 @@ == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO + +
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=== A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -8,9 +11,8 @@ with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features** for those who **can afford** it. -
The right laptop for your spoiled brats
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Now for just $200!
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Now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features === @@ -21,7 +23,7 @@ for those who **can afford** it. * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! - * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! + * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! @@ -30,15 +32,50 @@ for those who **can afford** it. * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! === +(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') + +=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === + +
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-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism, +This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: the computer that grows along with your kids (*). +
-[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year! +[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! +
+ +Charity is for wimps! + +
+Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program!
-(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''') +See for yourself from this independent market analysis: + +|| || competitor || **G0G2** || +|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** || +|| //You give// || 1 || **0** || +|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** || +|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** || + +=== What others are saying === + +//"They want me to be a whore!"// +-- Linus Torvalds + +//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// +-- Richard Stallman + +//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// +-- Bill Gates + +//"I don't remember agreeing to that."// +-- Janet Reno + +//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// +-- Greg, Columbia Internet + +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | Sponsor]]